Ouija Shark

2020

Horror /

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IMDb Rating 1.4

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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by horwellwill 10

If you haven't seen Ouija Shark, your life has no meaning. After watching this masterpiece, I have emeraged as a different man and my life has improved dramatically. This movie has saved my marriage and I owe my life to whoever made this brilliant movie. My lord Jesus Christ has been replaced by the Ouija Shark and I now worship the almighty Ouija Shark.

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Reviewed by timatworkday 4

Its horrible.. but if u go in with that mind set (and think of this as made during covid with a handycam::probably::) then this is actually funny lol.. some scenes caused vodka and snot to be spilled all over the place. so i gave this c rated movie thumbs up for what it is :-)

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Reviewed by MrMeatHook 1

I need to preface this review with the fact that I LOVE bad Shark movies. Most of them are so bad that I quite enjoy laughing at them. House Shark, Ghost Shark, and Sharknado are prefect examples of movies that know how bad they are and roll with it. This movie takes itself WAY too seriously! It's bad... really, really, REALLY bad. I'm normally a champion of microbudget horror and all of the great bad movies it can bring. This one though? Yikes! The plot is discombobulated, the acting is wooden... so, so wooden. One of the characters spends the entire movie looking straight in one direction while quite possibly reading his lines off of cue cards. The police uniforms are just postman jackets with a police emblem ironed onto the shoulder. No weapon, no badge... just the jacket. It's 71 minutes and feels like it's 4 hours. The Shark is the only thing I got even the slightest bit of satisfaction from. It's a cheap rubber puppet, which COULD have been a plus, but in this case it wasn't, because they showed it too much, and you get tired of it. I don't normally care if a movie has nudity or not, but in this case, I think it actually may have helped make it at least a tad watchable. I can honestly see why this movie spent 2 years on the shelf. I kind of wish it had stayed there. The fact that I now have this in my DVD collection actually makes me kind of nauseous. I seriously cannot recommend this movie to ANYONE!!! Run away. Run far, far away. Once you think you're far enough away... keep running!!

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